no one: ice cream sandwich: I AM CRAZY DJJGJFJJFNTJCJBDHAHJDJ

6:20 Pretty sure that was a scammer telling him to send money cause of some scam thing. Pretty sad :(

i want boxy go burn so i subscrubed

The magazine person was the victim of a phone scam.

When you feel worthless, remember that there are people who say "GG EZ" even when they lose a match.

There's a customer who comes into my store every single week to check if a particular 1.75 bottle of vodka is on sale. It never is, because it's expensive vodka and it's 1.75 liters of it. There would be a tag underneath that says "sale" if it was on sale. But he makes one of us walk over to the shelf with him every week and points it out and asks if it's on sale. More sad than annoying honestly, especially considering it's been like a year at this point.

8:15 so you... got visited by Haruhi...?

Usually you buy cannabis seeds by shipping a magazine through the mail with money stuffed inside. So probably for that, lol.

"Isn't that crazy? I'm crazy. BGUVBGUSUBUBY"

ive eaten pizza like a cookie

0:19 I am crazy! Abrlabahhhahhah!!!!!!!!!!!😂

That dude who shipped money with magazine probably was getting scammed

Finally being on the customer side and telling a Karen to leave an employee alone was the most cathartic moment of my whole life

I love onions

I worked in a call center for a credit union. Every shift I got at least 4 calls an hour to reset online banking passwords... it got very repetitive to say the least.

Fast food is stressful and also provides many stories

I worked at Gamestop, and had a customer threaten me over a Madden game. The worst customer was the one that came in 5 minutes before closing to "look around".

hi i scream samich

“I am crazy *demonic noises* “

Yes five guys is gud 🍔🥤🍟

At first I thought that his first job was human trafficking

4:47 Ice Cream Sandwich, you cant stop me from dying from a heroin overdose on April 26th 2021 at approximately 7:52 PM EST

"if u want to ship drugs... doont"

Imo parents shouldn’t let their kids have jobs during high school unless they absolutely need to. It’s unfair to overload a kid with school work on top of a job

She said no pickles

funny vid subbed jus now!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How have I not found your channel yet, it's like 100 times better than going to a therapist, and it's 100 times funnier

I accidentally unsubscribed right before 0:54 COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

I thought that UPS is making cofè

"The customer is always right" was actually coined to refer to marketting, not customer service. If someone doesn't buy it, it's because they don't want it.

that was prob counterfeit money

ur mean *yeet*

Your eyes look beautiful today Andy

its not good

the guy with cash in a magazin possibly was getting scammed by indian telemarketers

Holy fuck dude as someone who works for FedEx office during school this is fucking HILARIOUS HAHAHA

This has given me flashbacks so hard from my own job

Dude i used to work for the FedEx office where old people would come in all the time and be the sweetest people, but the younger people....o my goodness, they would get huffy and totally defensive about letting us see an id (company policy) and dude this whole vid I'm like WE DO THAT STUFF TOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOSH FLASHBACKKKKKKKS i have so many shipping stories!!! -first day on the job, had to ship the upper half of a human torso that was a defective surgical dummy, and we had to shove it in the box and it looked like we were cramming a dead body in a box. -we had guys come in and ship computer parts in boxes, paid in cash, and it was always like 14-1500 worth in shipping alone. -some dude smoked weed in his truck on the regular and his boxes reeeeeeked so badly cause they would be in his van just sitting in smoke. -had people come in and not know they needed a ID or some form of Gov. Identification to ship and get mad and be like BuT WhY. dunno Karen maybe cause in Texas some ass-wipe shipped a bomb and they only caught him cause the license was checked so now we all gotta do that nonsense and we can use it to spell your name easier along with your address?!?!?!? -Also fedex office has a goal of a ten percent turnover rate for our area, and we never hit it, we get like 8% maybe its dreadful....

I work at a place where the management essentially lets us tell the customers whatever we want IF we're right about it and aren't just being rude ourselves

YOUR MEAN

I like to listen to the videos at .25 cause it sounds like a funny

0:19 amazing

He might have been scammed or owed money typically if your sending money in a book like that its so they cant detect it because it makes it blend in with the paper in the book/magazine so x-rays wont pick it up.

From 0:57 to 0:58, when put on 0.25X speed, They look like they are dancing

Subbed now YEET THAT BOXXXXXXXxxxxxxxsssssss

“Do I look like a guy who like to work Or do I look like a guy who eats pizza like a cookie” Me:looks at his pfp Also me:a guy who eats pizza like a cookie

I think it’s ridiculous how much we have to work as an adult tbh

My mom worked at ups for 25 years.

Im 15... My future is close

0:18 youre not alone bud

Hey my names Tony!

it’s not u.p.s it’s ups

This is definitely better than most other jobs you could’ve gotten

just subscribed out of fear of being shipped my an iice cream sanwich

0:55 this is WHY i suscribeb

Did you watch this video? GASP Me too!

don't you dare pin me

UR MEAN

6:06 that’s probably money of a guy who got scammed online because “his computer had a virus”

Having worked in the Foodservice industry, I can attest to the fact that holding a Crucifix up while chanting in Latin in order to drive it away is EXACTLY the right response.

My the way the guy shipping money was scammed

(im not sub) Me: *watching that packing sense* Me: OH NO

This is why I work as a dish washer, sure its wet and dirty but I dont need to talk to any customers and o can here my music while I work, it's pretty nice

I related too much to this video

Dude I just got back from work. I work at a restaurant.... we just had a table of 12......

Just a fun incident that I am sharing from retail work lol Someone once threatened me and told me that they would "beat the shit out of me" because I was trying to talk to them and explain that they didn't scan an item. There were two adults and a kid. The kid was literally using her body to cover the item. It was a shirt that she had two of. She scanned one then threw the other back in the cart. I didn't think too much of it until I noticed them begin to leave without ever scanning that item. They shoved the receipt in my face saying they scanned everything after I stopped them. One of my supervisor walks by and they shoved the receipt in her face and says that I always stop them. I don't remember faces that well but I do get a sense of suspicion of people if I dealt with them before. I tried to explain what was going on but they didn't give me a chance. My foot was stopping the cart from moving forward and then the lady just rolled over my foot. Ouch. I tried calling out since I knew what I saw, but a asset protection member stopped me for my own safety. I began talking with a few guests to let off a little steam by sharing my story. Then one of the regular ship shopper actually told me that she overheard the lady talking over the phone about what she was about to do, literally planning to steal so it was on purpose. But this isn't the first time she was in this store so with a little investigating, we got her information. Her name and everything. She is totally on our list of people who gets watched next time they come in.

f'n karens amirite

i think he might be playing too much minecraft... eh who am i kidding there can never be too much minecraft

I like andy's eyes

OML I also eat pizza like a cookie 🍪 🤣

ICS: "LOOK AT ME" Me: "Yes Sir" ICS: "LOOK AT MY EYES!" Me: "Yes Sir" ICS: "DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO WORK?" Me: "No Sir"

Retail is an interesting job

I too like to eat pizza like a cookie

2:46 2:56

My mom worked at a circle k so one witch was the manager "said she stole from the company" he got fired

No one: The dude making the spongebob skin theory: 0:16

1:57 mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like my dad.

Finally. Relatable social commentary about working in logistics

I thought your job was human trafficking at first.

0:57 after that moment I knew that I had to do something SUBSCRIBE

i just want the *money*

....I’m 13 and have 2 part-time jobs I’m a babysitter (for two boys) and a referee (for my schools k-1 soccer team)

YOURE MEAN!

Ice cream sandwich: am I crazy? I am crazy!! Me: me too

Nobody: Ice Cream Sandwich: ABALABLA

-8:28 ITS WRONG

I DID NOT WORK WHILE IN HIGH SCHOOL :)

i said no pickles, peasant

6:30 I can't believe you helped launder money... oh well.

I also have a retail job at a grocery store so I feel you My coworker said the saying should be "The costumer BACE is always right"

That's why I chose a job that involves 0 random humans. Welcome to the Automotive industries maintenance sector.

i am crazy BULAHLFCHUWHULA

That money in the magazine thing is something scammers will have their victims send their money in because it's harder for people to question

ICSC: Tells us not to ship drugs Also ICSC: Tells us EXACTLY how to ship drugs

You has not watched thins guy a few years ago then came back I questioned why you left cuz it’s funny

I been eating pizza wrong my whole life

I work at a community clubhouse and im just glad that our manager lets us argue with the residents and point out their stupidity for causing issues on basic requests that we have like show us ID, or plz sign that paper for entry.

I’m so happy it isn’t common for teenagers to have jobs in Brazil lol

0:19 lol